GIVING YOU THEM GOLD ROSES ON A MONDAY!!

GIVING YOU THEM GOLD ROSES ON A MONDAY!! IT’S A SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM THE MID-DAY QUEEN FROM 10-3.. WHETHER YOU HAD A GOOD WEEKEND OR NOT,IT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.. GET READY TO GET THEM GOLD ROSES ALONG WITH A PAIR OF TICKETS FOR THE 39TH FARISH STREET FESTIVAL..AND MORE GOLDEN GIVE-A-WAYS ON THE MISSISSIPPI STATE FAIR..YES ALICE MARIE IS DOING BIG ON THE BIG STATION..DON’T MISS OUT ON THE GREAT PRIZES AND THE GOLD ROSES!!! IF YOU READY THEN LET’S DO IT!!!

WELL LIKE THEY SAY BETTER OUT THAN IN!!!!

SOMETIMES THINGS JUST HAPPEN!!! AND SOMETIMES THINGS COME OUT AT THE WRONG TIME..  A guy in Scotland intentionally PASSED GAS at the cops during a strip search earlier this year.  And he was just sentenced to 75 hours of community service for doing it.  This might be one of the first people ever to be in court over aggressive flatulence. Stuart Cook from Stonehaven, Scotland.  And earlier this year, he was arrested after a minor car accident when the cops smelled weed on him. When they took him to the station, they performed a strip search.  And when they told him to bend over during the search, he intentionally PASSED GAS three times.  And he asked the cops, quote, “How do you like that?” He wound up pleading guilty to the possession of marijuana and behaving in a threatening manner . . . but there was still the matter of the flatulence. So he was in court last week facing charges for, quote, “intentionally flatulating” at the cops . . . which I guess is an actual crime on the books in Scotland.  Wow  so what if had onion rings for lunch and tried to berp and it just came out the wrong end. gee wiz things just happen sometimes, even during sex, a simple laugh or even an cough..READ MORE…. (Aberdeen Evening Express)